5.02.2008

Convicted Vocabulary Elitist

From: facility.manager@bigcompany.com
Sent: Friday, May 02, 2008 3:33 PM
To: a litany of people
Subject: FW: Person smoking in glassed in area at back of building

Guys,

When can we have this area cleaned out so employees can use it for the purpose intended. I brought this up many weeks ago, and it is still being used for storage.

If this is material that we should retain, then have someone contact [some guy]. We have a facility for comestible material.

Thanks

[I love this email for a) the absence of a question mark in the first "sentence" and b) the hilarious typo that is "comestible", as I wonder if he has found a fancy way to refer to the breakroom fridge.]

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