Apparently the End Days are near, and if you want to be prepared (and have the latest pics of the Brangelina twins, know who's in and who's afuera on the latest telenovela, learn how to get bikini abs in just 25 days, AND uncover the secrets to 25 oven-less summer treats) apparently you need to go to the check out aisle at the HEB on 18th. It's WJWS (Where Jesus Would Shop.) Get there, and hurry (just in case.) Oh, and God called. He thinks you're a complete idiot. 8.01.2008
Cliff's Notes on the Rapture
Apparently the End Days are near, and if you want to be prepared (and have the latest pics of the Brangelina twins, know who's in and who's afuera on the latest telenovela, learn how to get bikini abs in just 25 days, AND uncover the secrets to 25 oven-less summer treats) apparently you need to go to the check out aisle at the HEB on 18th. It's WJWS (Where Jesus Would Shop.) Get there, and hurry (just in case.) Oh, and God called. He thinks you're a complete idiot. 
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