11.20.2008

This Lifeboat's Getting Crowded

So apparently 542,000 people joined me in filing for unemployment last week, meaning of course that there is greater demand for the handful of jobs available. Hedging my bets, and because I have to apply to three jobs a week to keep receiving my government cheese, I've decided to express interest in an Obama administration job (there are, like, 7,000 of them.) Will let you know how it goes...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Secretary of Suduko would be the job for you! Just think of all of the experience you have in doing those little mind teasers day after day for what, the last 6 months of your job???

Poster Nutbag said...

That is so true! Also Deputy of Jumble Affairs might work, as well as Princess Wordy Gurdy!