1. Today's technology makes it ridiculously easy to take 6.5 years of electronic files and emails home with you. 2. Workplace diversity is among the luxuries of a good economy.
3. The recycling bins in my former employer's copy room are not large enough for them to lay off more than one or two tenured employees at a time without having a negative impact on the environment.
4. If you choose to burn all your old business cards in a fire pit, use the screen, because those babies get airborne with remarkable quickness.
5. Being laid off is similar, in other people's minds, to being ejected from a fighter jet, because without exception every reply I got to my farewell emails from colleagues included the phrase "where you land."
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